Mexico, Canada, and China Cut off Elon Musk’s Supply of Ketamine
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In retaliation for Donald J. Trump’s threatened tariffs, on Saturday Mexico, Canada, and China cut off Elon Musk’s supply of ketamine, “effective immediately.”
The decision drew howls of protest from Musk, who said that the ketamine embargo would interfere with his effort to make the federal governme…