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On Tuesday of this week, to much fanfare among the UFO community, a group of UFOlogists presented a pair of small mummified bodies to a Mexican congressional committee hearing. The main presenter, Jaime Maussan (full name Jose Jaime Maussan Flota) was accompanied by Ryan Graves, a former US Navy F-18 pilot and one of the three UFOlogists who appeared before the US congressional subcommittee UFO hearing on July 25, 2023.
Fans of alien visitation gasped everywhere as videos of body scans were shown to the hushed crowd:
A bit of a spoiler here: You do not need to get too worked up about this. It turns out Maussan is a serial alien body hoaxer. Maussan has been presenting these bodies (or similar ones) for a long time — much to the chagrin of anthropologists, because they are (rather horrifyingly) the mummies of actual deceased Peruvian children, obscenely doctored to appear strange, including clipping off two fingers from each hand and replacement of the children’s skulls. Here’s how it all went down the last time he was caught at this: