- by Kevin Necessary
Now here's my creative contribution of the day.
Yesterday, hearing that Trump kept dozing off in his trial, I imagined what was going through his head—lo and behold, a Trumpy version of “Good Night Moon” emerged:
“In the great court room,
There was a cell phone,
And an orange balloon
And a picture of--
My Space Force protecting the moon
And there were three Russian bears, and some wanting heirs
And two politicians and a pair of prisons
And a toy Mar a Lago and a young Giuliano
And a combover and a brush and bowl full of blush
And an entire country who was whispering "hush"
Goodnight courtroom
Goodnight moon
Goodnight my Space Force protecting the moon
Goodnight basic rights and the orange balloon
Goodnight Russian bears, goodnight heirs
Goodnight politicians, goodnight prisons
Goodnight Trump stocks and goodnight demagogues
Goodnight Mar a Lago and goodnight Giuliano
Goodnight combover and goodnight brush
Goodnight nobody goodnight blush
And goodnight to the whole nation whispering "hush"
Goodnight jailbars, goodnight air
Goodnight noises everywhere.”
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