he’s so fucking stupid
computers, how do they turn on?
he’s so fucking stupid that he thinks magnets stop working if they get wet. he’s so fucking stupid that he thinks exercise is bad for you. he’s so fucking stupid he thinks windmills give you noise cancer.
he’s so fucking stupid that you don’t even have to use his name — all you have to say is ‘he’s so fucking stupid’ and everyone immediately knows who you’re talking about.
get ready for the dumbest thing ever to have seeped out of Donny’s rancid anus-mouth.
Laura Ingraham: “is Barron’s aptitude, in your view, business or politics?”
Donny: “maybe technology. he can look a a computer. I’m trying, turning off his computer, I turn it off, I turn it off, his laptop, I said ‘oh good now,’ and I go back five minutes later, he’s got his laptop. I say, ‘how did you did that?’ ‘none of your business, dad.’ he’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology.”
*blinks in astonishment*
wait, this is Donny’s big example of Barron’s ‘unbelievable aptitude in technology’ — that he can turn on a computer? is Donny that flummoxed by a laptop? what happens when Donny needs to use his own? does he punch that big red button on his desk, and when Walt Nauta runs in with a Diet Coke, Donny goes ‘not this time, Walt — I need you to flip the lid up on the confangled computing thingie’?
Donny would definitely lose a game of ‘I’ve got your nose’ — can you imagine Barron leaning over, swiping his hand across Donny’s face, and going ‘I’ve got your nose, dad’? Donny would freak the fuck out.
give it back, Barron. I need my nose.
obviously, this is a one hundred percent bullshit story. Donny hasn’t spent five minutes raising any of his children. that’s what wives and nannies are for. there is no freaking way Donny is diligently policing Barron’s computer usage. Donny could give a fuck about any of that.
but this is the fairy tale that Donny improvises on the spot — some clownfuckingly ludicrous story about how Barron is a genius because he knows how to turn on a computer.
instead of saying to Donny ‘excuse me, you fucking lunatic, are you having a stroke right now?’ Laura Ingraham just nods her head like it’s the most perfectly reasonable anecdote she’s ever heard. she has to sit there and pretend that it all makes sense. and not just Laura — the entire wingnut propaganda ecosystem is duty-bound to report with a straight face every fucked-up thing Donny says, as if Dear Leader weren’t a barely-functional demento whose tertiary-syphilis-stewed brain went fuckity-bye ages ago.
it’s a cult.
maybe Barron should go into tech. maybe he could get a job with the Space Nazi’s failing car company — because oh fucking boy, do they need help with their janky Cybertrucks, the shit-ass ugly whatthefuckisit that looks like it was designed by a third-grader using scissors, construction paper, and Elmer’s Glue.
I’m not kidding about the Elmer’s Glue, because that’s literally how these Swastikars are held together — and yesterday, everyone who bought one of these rolling nightmares got a quick lesson in why you don’t assemble cars with glue.
U.S. safety regulators on Thursday recalled virtually all Cybertrucks on the road, the eighth recall of the Tesla-made vehicles since deliveries to customers began just over a year ago.
The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration’s recall, which covers more than 46,000 Cybertrucks, warned that an exterior panel that runs along the left and right side of the windshield can detach while driving, creating a dangerous road hazard for other drivers, increasing the risk of a crash.
oh, huh. that great tech visionary, the Space Nazi, built a car that actually falls apart while you’re driving it. talk about efficiency in auto design.
so, why are those butt-ugly Swastikars shedding parts willy-nilly? because they used the wrong fucking glue, that’s why.
The recall is related to a cosmetic applique on the vehicle’s exterior, which is attached to the rest of the truck by a kind of glue, according to a filing published by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, the US’s road safety regulator. On affected Cybertrucks, the adhesive can separate from the rest of the truck, creating a possible “road hazard” for others and increasing the risk of a crash.
by the way, this isn’t the first Swastikar recall. it’s the eighth — in the one year that it’s been on the market. the first one was because the accelerator pedals had a nasty habit of falling off. how do you fuck that up?
congratulations, everyone who dropped eighty thousand dollars on this piece of shit.
so I’m thinking that, yeah, they could definitely use Barron’s phenomenal tech prowess over at Tesla. he could go ‘not that glue, you fucking imbeciles’ — and, taking the proper can off the shelf, go ‘use this glue.’
and when the Space Nazi, blinking in astonishment, goes ‘how did you know how to read a label,’ Barron can answer ‘none of your business, Elmo.’
on the other hand, maybe Barron should go into government — because Donny’s Confederacy of Sewer Clowns apparently needs all the help it can get.
in a mad dash to release files related to the JFK assassination, the move fast and break things crowd didn’t bother to pay attention to what were in the documents they were handing out — and these dimwits ended up doxxing hundreds of private citizens.
oh look, Donny even fucked over one of his own lawyers.
“It’s absolutely outrageous. It’s sloppy, unprofessional,” said former Trump campaign lawyer Joseph diGenova, 80.
“It not only means identity theft, but I’ve had threats against me,” said diGenova — a fixture in Republican and Washington legal circles who has fiercely defended President Donald Trump and has pounced on Trump’s critics on cable news. “In the past, I’ve had to report real threats against me to the FBI. There are dangerous nuts out there.”
and now, everyone affected has to get new Social Security numbers.
On Wednesday, the White House ordered that the pages be combed for exposed Social Security numbers, and officials directed the Social Security Administration to issue new numbers to the affected people, according to a senior administration official, in an extraordinary response to mitigate the potential harm of the disclosures. They will also be offered free credit monitoring.
what a logistical fucking nightmare for all the people whose lives were just unnecessarily turned upside down.
White House officials acknowledged on Thursday that it was only after the papers were made public that they began combing through them for exposed details.
I’m thinking that the Sewer Clowns could have definitely used Barron Trump’s ‘unbelievable aptitude in technology.’ he could have taken one look at what these imbeciles were doing and gone ‘you dickweeds have it totally fucking backwards. you’re supposed to read the documents first, and then release them. I mean, come on. duh.’
and when the grateful Sewer Clowns, blinking in astonishment, went ‘how did you know in what order to do things,’ Barron — as only a surly teenager can — would have rolled his eyes and gone ‘none of your business.’
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this is going to be my closing message for the foreseeable future:
practice self-care. do what you need to do to keep sane. if that means you need to disengage with my daily posts for a while, I get it. this community of ours will still be here when you return.
to all the people who have signed on in the days since the election, welcome aboard. settle in as we all try to deal with the shitfuckery that’s ahead of us.
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His stupidity is so profound. Like, I don’t have a vocabulary that covers it. Words like Narcissism, Venality, Sadism… all apply, but his particular strain of sheer stupidity is perhaps unique. I know there are many other idiots who look at his stupidity as liberating them to shine their own stupidity on the world, so maybe he’s the Rat King of Stupid. [if you haven’t seen photos of a Rat King, look it up]
I'm guessing national highway safety admin is the next to be gutted