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Chocking?? Seriously?? That dumbassmfkrdoucheforbrains can’t spell to save his own life. You’d think there was someone spell checking anything he scribbles. I am baffled anyone thinks that this illiterate moron who can’t spell correctly and who cannot speak in complete sentences is THE GUY that should run the country and have complete access to nuclear codes and our countries top secrets. And this is THE GUY Repuklicans are bowing down to and licking the shit off his shoes..I swear I’m living in an alternate universe of fucking dumbass people.

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Honestly, the more he tweets, the more he sounds exactly like Sméagol/Gollum. It’s shocking. A President of the United States who expresses his innermost thoughts exactly like the pathetic homunculus in Tolkien’s story. This is a guy who is a successor to Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln. If that alone doesn’t tell you what’s become of the American experiment, I don’t know what will.

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And the crazy just continues to pour forth from the MAGA/MAGAts/Idiot sector. Hard not to believe Trump is cracking fast. This may be the only human I ever hope expires soon. Like maybe literally blowing up from all that rage right in front of us.

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Am I evil by enjoying this shite as much as I do. Been feeling kinda low because of well, news, but must say orange popsicle brain referring to Maggie Haberman, his ass-kissiest cheerleader not on Fxx news, as Hagerman, has gone a small way to restoring my sense of balance in the universe.

Also, Fkking Fk Susan ‘the concerned’ Collin’s.

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You could clearly change "this week in stupid" to "the last 4 days in stupid". So much stupid to cover, so little time!

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Omfg! Susan Collins voted for right wing asswipe Mike Johnson and she has to Google him to know anything about him???! I guess that tracks. I have to admit I don’t mind Blob calling Haberman Maggot. Kind of fits.

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My personal fave:

"that’s right, you freeloading 7-year-olds, you want some candy corn? earn it, you useless parasites."

😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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The ONLY thing funny about LDFF is the fact that he can’t spell worth a shit. He’s had some good ones; chocking, Petty(as in Mason)and stollen. I know there are many more but why keep crazy shite in your head when you don’t really need to? Have a super weekend Jeff. You make my day with your newsletters so please, don’t burn yourself out.

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I knew there was a Halloween satanic conspiracy brewing and those dastardly little people are behind it all. WTF is wrong with 7 year olds thinking free candy is a right afforded by the 27th amendment of our founding rights constitution? They need a good factory job I say. And people need to keep breeding them little worker devils. Make america great again.

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Did Susie Collins really say she was going to "Google" Maga Mike? 🤦‍♀️ I think some social scientist should study how LDFF has been so successful in turning people into zombies willing to believe anything he says...I mean seriously...the collective intellect of the American Public is frighteningly low. Cant wait to read what tomorrow will bring! 👍

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Wotta week.

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Your humor was food for my hurt soul today. I just spent four loooooooong days visiting out of state MAGA friends. I thought (very wrongly) we could respect each others’ differences for the sake of friendship. It didn’t last 24 hours. I got my ass handed to me on a platter and publicly humiliated because I HAD AN OPINION, after being asked if Biden wasn’t THE MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT WE’VE EVER HAD. I’m licking wounds from a severe MAGA beatdown and four days of Deep State conspiracies. I so needed this. Big thank you Jeff Tiedrich.

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He must be chocking on stollen 🤣

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I like to wish the best for people but there’s something satisfying about watching that asshole lose his mind.. maybe because he’s been making me lose mind. Susan Collins will never be anything more to me than the “he learned his lesson” woman to me.

Looking forward to tomorrow and Sunday’s posts.

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Can't you all just wait to see Ivanka on the stand? Gon be lots of shit talk from tfg then. Boohoo.

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“hey Myrtle, is this that effing hoosier governor who signed a bill that prohibited abortions when the fetus had a disability?”

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