Hi everyone!
The next post you read from me will be Situation Bali. But today I’m pleased to bring you a special election edition of Situation Normal. The following is a satirical collaboration with two very funny writers: Dennard Dayle of Extra Evil and Amran Gowani of Field Research.
Enjoy!
And if you live in the U.S., remember to vote.
DENNARD: First of all, it’s an honor to be here. Voting has always been important to me, and dying is one of my least favorite things. Bottom five, maybe three. But number one is subpar creative.
You won’t find any here. At Virtuosity, we only produce brilliance. Which you’ll need to get the traumatized masses to the polls.
We’ve each prepared ideas to bring Vote or Die into the twenty-first century. Your first campaign was technically this century, but a little off-tone. I think you’ll find we’ve captured the spirit of the moment.
Specifically, we’re focusing on the winning team. We envision the new Vote or Die as a pure conservative initiative. The Ameri…
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