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“I was in the airport the other day, and when you go through security, they like to put you in the full body scanner.
“I was heading through, and I set off all available alarms. This is discrimination. I should be allowed to go through airport security without setting off alarms, or having to disengage my many piercings.
“Next they’ll be asking me to take off my clown make-up
“Anyhoo, today we’ll be learning how to properly turn and fold sourdough.
“The first thing you need to do is…