Snoozeletter: Volcano Room
I’m sittin in the sauna and I’m up on the higher level not to brag. Had my eyes closed like a Dalmatian getting pink basking in the Croatian sun. I hear a blasting geyser and the sound of a new waterfall.
I maintain Drowsy Dalmatian Pose and figure some dude just dumped water on his head. Then the next geyser sound makes this ol Dalmatian roll back over to wet Earth. The second geyser sound had a gurgle, it was that dude dumping water but from his stomach. His stomach dumped out a water cooler of water like he was telling the sauna steps “good game coach!”
Evidently all of the rest us in the sauna watch too much football, cus our collective instinct was to cheer and high five whenever we hear a water cooler dump.
We charioted the sauna steps on our shoulders a couple laps around the building before we realized the sauna steps were not the football coach of a winning team. We went back to the water cooler who was real apologetic.
We said it was ok, then he left, and staff cleaned the sauna.
On my way out I hear one of the staff dudes ask “so who won?” and I didn’t have the heart to tell him “no one.”