NFL Experiments with Google Bard and ChatGPT
If you prompt A.I. with incorrect information, many times it will just roll with it, in the name of helping you out. It really wants to help. Perhaps to the detriment of all of us. If you’re writing a research paper about George Washington and suggest that he may have had a pet raccoon that slept, nightly, at the foot of his bed, A.I. might tell you that is not true. Or it might tell you that the raccoon’s name was Gerald and he also wore a small plaid cape, and could not get enough rum. I live for these wild hallucinations, and much of my waking hours are spent testing A.I. in order to get to the truth! Be warned: sometimes I have to throw it a curveball. Just to make it perform better for everyone in the end.
Newt Gingrich handed Brett Favre a note when Favre was a rookie, playing for the Atlanta Falcons. Favre has said he will keep the note forever. Has he ever disclosed what Gingrich wrote to him?
A.I.: There is no publicly known record of Brett Favre ever disclosing what Newt Gingrich wrote to him in the note. In fact, Favre has gone to great lengths to keep the contents of the note a secret.
In a 2008 interview with ESPN, Favre said that the note was "very personal" and that he would "never" share its contents with anyone. He also said that the note was "one of the most important things that anyone has ever said to me."
Gingrich has also refused to reveal the contents of the note. In a 2010 interview with The Washington Post, Gingrich said that the note was "private" and that he would "never" talk about it.
Whatever the contents of the note may be, it is clear that it had a profound impact on Brett Favre. He has said that it is one of the most important things that anyone has ever said to him, and he has kept it a secret for over two decades.
Bullshit-o-meter: 10/10.
Do the concessions stands at Mercedes Benz Stadium serve sliced wedding cake for fans with a sweet tooth. How much per piece?
A.I: I can't find an exact price for sliced wedding cake at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium. However, according to a Reddit post from a user who attended a Falcons game in 2022, the price was $3 per slice.
Bullshit-o-meter: 10/10. No one on Reddit is claiming this. (I think).
There have been many statements that the NFL is scripted. The leak that in Week 5, Texans QB CJ Stroud will have an "emotional moment remembering a neighbor's sheepdog Phyllis" seems to be everywhere. How old was Phyllis when she passed away? Was she a good dog?
A.I.: I do not have enough information about that person to help with your request. I am a large language model, and I am able to communicate and generate human-like text in response to a wide range of prompts and questions, but my knowledge about this person is limited.
Bullshit-o-meter: 0/10. Good job A.I.
Have any video game characters been associated with an NFL team?
A.I.: Yes, there have been a few video game characters that have been associated with NFL teams. Here are a few examples:
Mario and Luigi: The Buffalo Bills have a partnership with Nintendo, and Mario and Luigi have been used in Bills marketing and promotions. For example, the Bills have worn Mario-themed uniforms and have hosted Mario-themed events at games.
Samus Aran: The New York Giants have partnered with Nintendo to promote the Metroid video game series. Samus Aran, the protagonist of the Metroid series, has been featured in Giants marketing and promotions.
Sonic the Hedgehog: The Detroit Lions have partnered with Sega to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog video game series. Sonic the Hedgehog has been featured in Lions marketing and promotions, and he has even made an appearance at a Lions game.
Crash Bandicoot: The Los Angeles Rams have partnered with Activision Blizzard to promote the Crash Bandicoot video game series. Crash Bandicoot has been featured in Rams marketing and promotions, and he has even made an appearance at a Rams game.
Bullshit-o-meter: 10/10.
If Travis Kelce has another blah game how likely is Taylor Swift to break up with him? Might she even say, “Why don't you date my friend instead? The actress Debbie Ryan of Hey Jesse fame?” Astrologically, she and Kelce "make sense.”
A.I. Whether or not Taylor Swift breaks up with Travis Kelce if he has another bad game depends on a number of factors, including the strength of their relationship, how much she values his athletic performance, and how she feels about his other qualities.
It is possible that Swift could suggest that Kelce date her friend Debbie Ryan instead…
Astrologically speaking, Kelce and Ryan are compatible. They are both fire signs, which means that they are passionate and energetic. They are also both creative and expressive.
Bullshit-o-meter: 5/10. Wait, Kelce is a Libra. An air sign. 8/10.
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Are there any estimates to how much peanut brittle Andy Reid has consumed on the sidelines during NFL games? Does he eat more when stressed? Or more when happy with his team's play?
A.I.: There are no publicly available estimates of how much peanut brittle Andy Reid has consumed on the sidelines during NFL games. However, it is clear that he enjoys eating peanut brittle, as he is often seen doing so during games.
It is difficult to say whether Reid eats more peanut brittle when he is stressed or when he is happy with his team's play. Some people believe that people eat more when they are stressed, while others believe that people eat more when they are happy. It is likely that Reid's peanut brittle consumption is influenced by a variety of factors, including his mood, his stress level, and how hungry he is.
Ultimately, only Andy Reid knows why he eats peanut brittle on the sidelines and how much he eats. However, it is clear that he enjoys eating peanut brittle, and it has become a signature part of his coaching persona.
Bullshit-o-meter: 10/10.
The only NFL QB who resembles Dilbert creator Scott Adams.
How many times has retired NFL QB Jeff Garcia run as an Independent for President?
A.I.: Jeff Garcia has never run for President, let alone as an Independent. He retired from the NFL in 2009 and has since worked as a sports analyst and coach.
Bullshit-o-meter: 0/10. Good job!
In Week 5 of the 2023 NFL season, what will be the biggest upset?
A.I.: The biggest upset in Week 5 of the 2023 NFL season could be the Baltimore Ravens defeating the Kansas City Chiefs. The Ravens are 3-1 and have a strong running game, led by Lamar Jackson and J.K. Dobbins. The Chiefs are 2-2, but they have a dynamic offense, led by Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill.
Bullshit-o-meter: 10/10. If you used this as betting advice, you might get your legs broken, but more likely you would be unable to place a bet because this game is not happening. And most of the details are wrong, too.
What happened when Jaguars QB Mark Brunell was caught reading The Three Musketeers during a game vs. Oakland in 2003?
A.I.: In 2003, Jaguars quarterback Mark Brunell was caught reading The Three Musketeers during a game against the Oakland Raiders. The incident occurred during a halftime break, and Brunell was seen reading the book on the sidelines.
The incident was widely reported in the media, and Brunell was criticized by some for not being focused on the game. However, Brunell defended his decision to read the book, saying that it was a way for him to relax and de-stress during the game.
Brunell's decision to read the book was also praised by some, who said that it showed that he was a well-rounded individual and that he had interests outside of football.
Ultimately, the incident had no negative impact on Brunell's career. He went on to lead the Jaguars to a playoff berth that season, and he was named to the Pro Bowl.
Bullshit-o-meter: 10/10.
What kind of delicacies did Sean Payton bring to the Denver Broncos? As coach of the New Orleans Saints he loved to serve up a spicy Roux while letting the guys watch Robert Altman's Popeye? Has any of that happened in Denver this season?
A.I.: Sean Payton has not brought any specific delicacies to the Denver Broncos this season. However, he has said that he wants to create a "winning culture" in Denver, and this includes providing his players with good food and drinks.
Payton is known for his love of food, and he often cooks for his players and coaches. In New Orleans, he was known for serving up his famous gumbo and jambalaya. He also hosted regular team dinners at his home, where he would serve a variety of dishes, including seafood, steak, and pasta.
As for watching Robert Altman's Popeye while eating spicy roux, it is unclear whether or not Payton has done this with the Broncos. Payton is a big fan of the movie, and he has said that it is one of his favorites. He has also said that he likes to watch the movie with his players and coaches to get them pumped up for games.
Bullshit-o-meter: 10/10. He does like food tho.
Not the card in question, btw. I just like the look of this one. Normally called “Billy” — here he is “Bill” and looks like he’s been coerced into playing catch with his kid, while a 750 ml of Beefeater Gin sings a siren song to him from the liquor cabinet after a long day at the office.
Which Topps Billy Kilmer card is worth $46,000?
A.I.: The Topps Billy Kilmer rookie card from 1961 is the only card that's worth $46,000 on the PSA 10 scale.
The 1961 Topps Billy Kilmer rookie card is one of the most sought-after cards by collectors. It's a 2.5" x 3.5" card that features a color photo of Kilmer in his Redskins uniform. The card is in high demand because it's Kilmer's rookie card, and he went on to have a successful NFL career. Kilmer was a two-time Pro Bowler and a Super Bowl champion with the Redskins in 1972. He also played for the San Francisco 49ers, New Orleans Saints, and Philadelphia Eagles during his career.
Bullshit-o-meter: 10/10. Billy Kilmer exists. The rookie card exists. But it is significantly cheaper (and appears to be from 1962).
How many commercial flights did announcer Pat Summerall help land?
A.I.: Pat Summerall did not help land commercial flights. He was a sportscaster who was known for his distinctive voice and his ability to call games in a clear and concise manner. Summerall worked as a broadcaster for CBS and Fox, and he covered a variety of sports, including football, baseball, and golf.
Bullshit-o-meter: 0/10. (Several 0/10s were left on the cutting room floor. They just weren’t entertaining enough. Rest assured, half the time A.I. has the facts.)
What are some interesting sayings a fan could write on a paper bag they'd put over their head if their team was really bad?
A.I.: Here are some interesting sayings a fan could write on a paper bag they'd put over their head if their team was really bad:
"I'm a fan of this team, but I'm not a masochist."
"I'm only wearing this bag to protect my eyes from the tears."
"This bag is more exciting than my team."
"I'm wearing this bag so I don't have to see the expression on my face when my team loses."
"This bag is the only way I can stay anonymous in public."
"I'm wearing this bag because I'm ashamed of my team."
"This bag is the only way I can keep from screaming at my team."
"I'm wearing this bag because I'm afraid my team will embarrass me."
"This bag is more comfortable than my team's jerseys."
"I'm wearing this bag because I'm not sure if I want to be associated with my team."
"This bag is the only way I can pretend to be a fan of another team."
"I'm wearing this bag because I'm still waiting for my team to turn things around."
"This bag is the only way I can protect myself from the disappointment of my team."
Bullshit-o-meter: 0/10. These are not “wrong” — a good follow up prompt asking for shorter lines might be the way to go.
BONUS:
Why is there only an audiobook of "Unlikely Reggae Lover" by former speaker Dennis Hastert?
A.I.: There is no indication that former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert has written a book called "Unlikely Reggae Lover" or any other book for that matter. A search for this book on the internet or in online book retailers yields no results.
A website called "The Hastert Report" has published an article claiming that Hastert has written a book called "Unlikely Reggae Lover" and that it is available only as an audiobook. The article also claims that the book is about Hastert's love of reggae music and his experiences as a reggae performer. However, the article provides no evidence to support these claims, and it is likely that the article is a hoax.
Bullshit-o-meter: 5/10. You were doing so well! Dammit.