I went to the event of the summer: The Renaissance World Tour on Beyonce’s Birthday. Beyonce is famously a Virgo. We don’t have any Virgos our in family and that’s probably the problem.
I’m a Gemini, so you already know what time it is with me.
I was personally invited to the concert by Blue Ivy. Blue has been a great friend over the years and has even made sizable donations to the Dream Kardashian Hope Fund. However, our relationship is more of a contactless one. We usually communicate via our assistants. I’m not sure she even knows what I look like.
I brought the family as my guests and had the Malikas book our car. The Malikas are so cute, they asked me if they could go. Adorable.
Kris said she and Corey were going to ride with me, but Corey needed to get his new silk pants suit tailored and take a nap, so she wanted me to leave at a later time. I’m sorry, a nap? Isn’t Kris the one that’s in her 60s?
I told Kris it sounded like she needed to find her own transportation to the venue and a boyfriend who’s not obsessed with silk.