Yo Nebraska Member of Congress Jokes
Jokes for the "jokes" in congress reprezentin' Nebraska. Plus, Do Your Dadgum Job Jokes with the alcoholic, crybaby, puppet guv.
Yo, Mike "Fat Face" Flood's so fat his campaign picture was an aerial photo.
Yo, Remember Ben Sassehole? He's so stupid when I said "Seasons Greetings" he passed me the salt and pepper.
Yo, Debbie Downer's so ugly she gotta wear a disguise on garbage day.
Yo, Cheap Tricks Ricketts so bald that when he got cornrows it looked like stitches.
Yo, Donny Rotten is so dumb that the psychic friends only charge him half price to read his mind!
Yo, remember Ben Sassehole? He's so stupid he hangs dumbbells on his Christmas Tree..
Yo, Debbie Downer is so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move!
Yo, Cheap Tricks Ricketts is so bald he took a shower and got brainwashed!
Yo, Donny Rotten is so dumb he goes to a White Castle, flushes the toilet and calls it a royal flush!
Yo, remember Ben Sassehole? He's so dumb I told him it was chilly outside and he ran to grab a spoon!
Yo, Cheap Tricks Ricketts is so dumb that he puts lipstick on his head just to make-up his mind.
Yo, Donny Rotten is so dumb he took a doughnut back cause it had a hole in it.
Yo, remember Ben Sassehole? He is so dumb when he heard the middle of the road is where accidents happen, he went there and peed himself.
Yo Debbie Downer is so dumb that she opened the window to see the other side.
Yo, Cheap Tricks Ricketts is so dumb he used a ruler to measure how long he sleeps.
Yo, Donny Rotten is so dumb he sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo, remember Ben Sassehole? He's so dumb he got a job climbing trees because he wanted to be branch manager.
Yo Debbie Downer is so dumb she cut holes in her umbrella to see if it was raining!
Yo Cheap Tricks Ricketts is so dumb he brought a ladder to go to HIGH SCHOOL!
Yo, Donny Rotten, is so dumb I asked him what he does for a living and he said, "breathe".
Yo remember Ben Sassehole? He is so dumb, he went the the Clippers game to get a haircut.
Yo Debbie Downer is so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Pete "Cheap Tricks" Ricketts is so dumb that when he saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” he turned around and went home.