HANS SCHANTZ GOES SUPERNOVA
From the Vast Shilling Fields of Hans Schantz' Big Based Book Sale, a New Pantheon of Heroes become Stars
Hans Schantz is an UnEvil Genius, and I mean that in the nicest, most menacing way possible. His brain is enormous, his mind unfettered, and his Big Based Book Sale is the stuff of Legend.
I mean, just LOOK at the size of that thing.
Those of us who are part of the Iron Age movement of literature already know and love Hans, primarily due to his Star status as BasedCon’s very own MegaMind… then Hans went Supernova in the Indie Consciousness, thanks to his Satirical WonderBook ‘Wise at Heart’ being targeted for The Cancellening (TM).
Thankfully, Hans is still in his benevolent form, and has chosen to bless us all with his own rising tide, lifting our boats with his amazing superpowers.
For example, this masterful tome, ripped from the Hallowed HTML of the Big Based Book Sale Fan Favs Page:
https://tinyurl.com/mssrwm48 #IronAge
I can testify: my numbers go through roof every time my Books appear in Hans’ Based Book Sales. But this is more than just the ability to sell Books…
Hans Schantz is testament to the Power of one individual to fight back against the System that seeks to enslave us all. The Powers That Be expected Hans Schantz to fade into nothingness at a snap of their fingers - instead, they unleashed The Beast with a Brain, and obliterated themselves. That light on the Horizon is the star fall of Corporate Cancel Culture; if we lift our eyes, we can see new Constellations rising, new Heroes becoming Stars -
and at the dawn of this new age, Hans Schantz’s Supernova of Self-Determination outshines them all.
Brilliant, Snow!
Hans is a man of many talents and irons in the fire...ask about his Dutch oven bread baking skills sometime!