Muslims have a 1400-year long History of not getting along well with their neighbours, but I have a solution. NO NEIGHBOURS
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Here is my proposal.
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Refugees seeking a new home in North America could be provided with an Authentic Canadian Settler Experience. This would begin with the creation of two new Caliphates, EAST MOOSE-ILUM and WEST MOOSE-ILUM. I’d suggest a little North of Cochrane Ontario for East Moose-Ilum and the Sandy Lake region of Saskatchewan for West Moose-Ilum.
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Each SETTLER would receive $200, 3 acres of Land, and an Axe - compliments of the Dominion of CANADA.
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Hell, they could even implement a Sharia-based Constitution should they want to. I’ve provided a few suggestions below to give them a running start at that.
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Go To It:
1. Muslims are to subjugate the world under Islam (Quran 9:29).
2. Criticizing Muhammad or denying that he is a prophet is punishable by death.
3. Criticizing or denying Allah is punishable by death.
4. Criminals of genocide, mass-rape, looting etc (Hiraba) will not be punished if they repent.
5. Muslims should engage in Taqiyya and lie to non-Muslims to advance Islam.
6. Theft is punishable by amputation of the hands (Quran 5:38)
7. No retaliation for parents and grandparents for killing their offspring.
8. Amputation punishments for successive thefts: 1st left hand, 2nd right hand, 3rd left foot, 4th right foot, 5th head.
9. You can enslave for sex or work (Quran 4:3 4:24 5:89 33:50 58:3 70:30)
10. One can have sexual intercourse with a captive woman after she is clear of her period and/or delivery. If she has a husband, then her marriage is abrogated when she becomes a captive.
11. You will kill non-Muslims to receive 72 virgins in Heaven (Quran 9:111)
12. Muslim men have sexual rights to any woman/girl not wearing the Hijab. Taharrush Gamea is the coordinated seхual assault of a girl or a woman in public by a mass of Muslim men. Taharrush Gamea is not a "game" as some Muslims claim. In Arabic, Taharrush means "harassment," Jinsi means "seхual," and Gamea (pronounced and spelled, Jamai by non-Egyptian Muslims) means "mass" or "group."
13. You can beat sex slaves (Quran 4:34)
14. Kill Jews and Christians if they do not convert or pay a Jizya tax (Quran 9:29)
15. You will terrorize non-Muslims (Quran 8:12 8:60)
16. A Muslim shall not be put to death for murdering an unbeliever.
17. Fight everyone in the way of Allah and kill those who disbelieve Mohammad (Ibn Ishaq 992)
18. A Muslim who becomes a non-Muslim is punishable by death.
19. A non-Muslim who leads a Muslim away from Islam is punishable by death.
20. A non-Muslim man who marries a Muslim woman is punishable by death.
21. A woman or girl who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s).
22. Testimonies of 4 male witnesses are required to prove rape of a female (Quran 24:13).
23. A woman or girl who alleges rape without producing 4 male witnesses is guilty of adultery.
24. A woman or girl found guilty of adultery is punishable by death.
25. A male convicted of rape can have his conviction dismissed by marrying his victim.
26. A woman can have 1 husband, a man can have up to 4 wives, but Muhammad can have 9.
27. A man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old.
28. Girls' clitoris should be cut (Muhammad's words, Book 41, Kitab Al-Adab, Hadith 5251).
29. A man can beat his wife for insubordination (see Quran 4:34).
30. A man can unilaterally divorce his wife; a wife needs her husband's consent to divorce.
31. A divorced wife loses custody of all children over 6 years of age or when they exceed it.
32. A woman's testimony in court, allowed in property cases, carries ½ the weight of a man's.
33. A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits.
34. A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
35. Meat to eat must come from animals that have been sacrificed to Allah - i.e., be "Halal."
36. Husbands are obliged to provide only food, clothes and accommodation to wives. Anything else including doctor’s fees, medicines etc is a charity to her. A rebellious wife does not get anything.
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Part Two
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Christmas 2023 - Russia vs Ukraine
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https://t.me/therealcanadianpatriots/132337
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Each SETTLER would receive $200, 3 acres of Land, and an Axe - compliments of the Dominion of CANADA.
Great idea! It could also serve as a cultural enrichment summer camp for all the Leftist college kids who support Hamas. Rooftop parties for Queers for Palestine, 1001 nights with all the jihadis for the feminists, and target practice (where the Leftist kids serve as the targets). The kids would get a real taste of diversity. It would be a blast! Allahu Akbar!