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THE 1-SEEDS
David Pakman [March 27] - #1 Overall Seed
Offense: "Very surprising that there would be a mass shooting at a Christian school, given that lack of prayer is often blamed for these horrible events. Is it possible they weren't praying enough, or correctly, despite being a Christian school?"
Terror Alarm [June 13]
Offense: "New: #Nashville trans shooter Audrey "Aiden" Hale's autopsy report shows that the transphobic Police officers used nearly 30 bullets to kill 28-year-old trans accused of the mass shooting in a Christian school. #AudreyHale"
Rolling Stone [May 25]
Offense: "A furry fandom con in Florida just announced it would ban minors based on the governor's ridiculous laws"
Brent Hennrich [April 14]
Offense: "Amber & I have compiled a true emergency kit for Briana & her friends. Plan-B, condoms, pregnancy tests. Just found out that I can add Narcan for free to that kit. I hope we never need to use it. But it will be there. You can see if you are eligible."
"Briana is 12. So we are in a similar situation. I can't live with my head in the sand. So unfortunately my kids are being forced to grow up quicker than I was."
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