Why my toilet bowl deserves a `Sangeeta Kalanidhi` Award?
An Open letter to the Fiefdom of `The Hindu` Brothers
I have owned my home since a few years and have had this beautiful toilet bowl installed. Have spent an amazing amount of time using it. I have experienced the magic of beautiful harmonics that it generates when i pull the flush.
The C#, G# and C# (Higher Octave), that it makes have evolved into an ever melodic note vistara when flushing the `Kalmasha` from within us.
Anti-Casteist Treatment
These notes do not change when an individual of a dravidian origin takes the turn in using it. I have actually tried to flush a picture of E V Ramasamy and the notes are exactly the same.
This indicates that my toilet bowl treats people with equal love and passion. This also indicates that my toilet bowl is devoid of any brahminical patriarchy.
Worship of `The Wall`
It is very important to almost necessarily split these notes from the emotion behind it. Also it is very important to generate the stink out of anything that you deal with. My love - My toilet bowl most definitely does that. It worships the wall before it all the time.
This indicates my toilet bowl has taken the beauty of classical music notes to the places where it has never gone before and thus has led to social reform.
Conclusion
I have very recently learnt that these above are two prominent reasons to award somebody a `Sangeetha Kalanidhi`.
I request the the great patrons of this dravidian art form to recognize my toilet bowl’s talent and do the needful.