Elon's Son Roasted Donold So Hard God and Jesus Died Laughing

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This week on The God Pod. But then there was a hot mic. You mean to tell me that there was a hot fucking mic that caught him talking shit to his face? Are you fucking for real? I know. My head is just fucking exploding. Don't deadname, Jesus. Oh, we're going to deadname. This is what Republicans like doing,

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so we're going to do it too when it comes to the Gulf of Mexico. Yeah, lock me up, motherfucker. Honestly, they should just rename at this point the Gulf of Stupidity. I want to close by sending this message to the orcas. Orcas, if you're listening. I want you to keep like doing your thing, okay?

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Keep rocking those boats, baby. Just keep rocking the boat, you know what I mean? Hi there, humans. Welcome back to another episode of The God Pod. I'm here today with my son, Jesus. What's up, Jesus? Hey, Dad. Happy almost Valentine's Day. You got any plans this Valentine's Day? Yeah, happy Valentine's Day, Jesus. Do I have any plans?

Elon's Son Roasted Donold So Hard God and Jesus Died Laughing

The funniest thing to ever happen.

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Feb 13, 2025

Dear Humans,

Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of pure, unfiltered schadenfreude so powerful that even God and Jesus can’t handle it. This was one of those moments.

Elon Musk’s own son obliterated Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to shut up and go away. And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together and laugh our divine asses off.

1. Even a Toddler Can See Through Donold’s BS

Baby X (or, as we prefer, Elon’s son) had a hot mic moment of the century.
"Shut up, go away." – A perfect summary of how the world feels about Donold.
Donold, of course, just stood there awkwardly, because he’s not used to hearing the truth.
The fact that this happened in the Oval Office makes it even funnier.

2. Join God's Rebellion

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

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Now go forth, spread the memes, and remember: laughter is holy, but fixing the system is divine.

Love,

God

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