Glossary of Modern Kurtese
Contributed by @mst3333k12758931 from Reddit
While not a master wordsmith himself, Kurt's idiosyncratic speech patterns, poor literacy, social deficiencies, and knack for revisionism, denialism, and downright fabrication, have led to an ever-widening repository of semantic liberties that now demand cataloguing. This resource is dedicated to classifying them by
clarifying some of Kurt's terminology, mispronunciations, malapropisms (bolded entries),
highlighting his redefinitions of everyday words (italicized entries), and
collecting references/shorthand commonly used by the Kurty community (
inlined
entries). These may or may not be adopted by Kurt himself, but merit separation as insider lingo.
with accompanying use-cases for each item.
The idea is to formally establish a lexicon of Kurtese, even if most of these are obvious to seasoned fans, so newcomers won't be led astray by his abuse of language. Suggestions, (especially regarding structure and scope) and criticisms welcome!
******
000 000s and 000 000 000s - (Millions and billions) The quantity Kurt's intellect is multiplied by, every ten days, as his self-awareness grows and he learns to avoid stupid mistakes. It also provides a good example of one of his most interesting tendencies: pluralizing random words for effect, where grammatically unwarranted (see also: "fans", "says")
The NEW Kurt Tay will be a millions times, even billions times smarter than before!
10 - Another obsession of Kurt's, due to the number featuring in Tye Dillinger's "Perfect Ten" gimmick. Loosely, but trivially, connected to the arrival of the New Kurt Tay (see below) and subsequent Q&As in ten-day cycles
Kurt has to repeat the same mistake 10! 10! 10! times before cottoning onto it.
157-167
- Kurt's much disputed height (see below for discussion), and its range as estimated by fans.
Does anyone believe Kurt's height lies closer to 157 or 167 cm?
18 - 1. The most desirable age to Kurt, as concerns the opposite gender. He won't openly make sexual passes about anyone younger, owing to the social suicide such an act represents, even if he's surveyed secondary school-aged girls on inappropriate subjects and showed them obscene material. 2. The stages of Hell (see below) to which haters will be subjected.
Today, I took a group photo with many beautiful 18-year old female fans!
Haters should go to the 18 stages of hell!
1982
- Kurt's birth year, making him 41 at time of writing.
41 years ago to the day, a champion was born in 1982...
2006
- The year in which Kurt became a superstar, debuting on Singapore Idol with his improvisation of Thomas Bayly's Long Long Ago, a flubfest entitled "Nong Nong Ago" for which he achieved early notoriety.
It's incredible how little his hunger for fame has changed between now and 2006...
222.. - (tututu...) Onomatopoeia, mimics the sound of closing train doors. Kurt sounds out this numerical sequence (whenever contextual occasion, i.e. any mention of two objects, arises) so religiously that it has acquired a legendary place in fans' heads.
I will be blowing my salary on 222222 self-help courses next month.
300 - The hourly rate for Kurt's BDSM services and the cost of each dating session - $150 an hour, minimum 2 hours.
Master Kurt is now offering his services at the affordable rate of $300/hour!
4 - Kurt's favorite number, since it symbolizes eternity - four and the "for" in forever being homonyms. It's also the day, in June, his birthday falls on. He believes that as a Human God (see below), he will cease aging at 44 and become immortal. Additionally, at the tender age of 4, Kurt claimed sufficient precocity to understand the concept of bondage roleplay, and fantasize about serving a dominatrix. Curiously, this number is widely considered unlucky since its Chinese translation, 四 (pinyin: sì) is also a homonym for 死 (pinyin: sǐ), meaning "death".
The 4 times! 4 times! 4 times! ECW World Heavyweight Champion has arrived.
When I turn 44, I will fully achieve Human God status.
Since I was 4, it has been my dream to serve a local dominatrix.
4D/Toto - The national pasttime, but more pertinently, Kurt's proposed avenue to getting rich quick (see below).
These idiots don't know 4D is the most reliable way to achieve financial independence and retire early!
5
- The number of BDSM sessions Kurt has had, shared over three mistresses, even if he won't admit the former two (the last being Mistress Luna, see below).
It's hard to believe anyone could cheat on their wife 5 times without incurring suspicion.
8 - "Egg". No recurring significance, except to indicate his peculiar spelling of the word. (see below)
Egg Four Tree Want Night Fall Tool Fall
Abnormal - Any man who does not find BDSM (see below) a pleasurable activity.
All men should enjoy BDSM! Don't enjoy is abnormal!
Act/Acting - Expressing his derangement naturally, as opposed to putting on a deliberate performance. Has been a crippling obsession ever since young adulthood and a bugbear he attributes to his father's failed career.
I am cute acting god!
Adelyn
- One of Kurt's old crushes, met at KBox. It's speculated that Kurt's tenure under her kickstarted his BDSM craze.
Captain Adelyn, I love you forever!
Adhoc
- Part-time security work. Kurt can't handle full-time employment due to his notoriety, inability to sustain long-term relationships with others, and demands for higher take-home pay, and has shuffled through an array of nightly posts at condominiums for the past several years.
Adhoc nowadays so hard to find. Why can't the government force condos to post openings for my security rank?
Adult - While usually defined internationally as a person at or over the age of 18, Kurt recognizes anybody 14 years and older as one.
14-year old means adult already, what's so hard to understand?
Advice - Lies and swindle peddled by haters. Kurt is perpetually allergic to it and will abstain from improving himself in the slightest.
Fuck you and your advice, understand! You want to advise me, recommend me new BDSM mistress first!
AFA
- Anime Festival Asia. Yearly convention held at Suntec and faithfully attended by Kurt. More famously, the source of this ambered moment in Kurtistory.
I am once again attending AFA to meet good fans!
Affiliate marketing
- Web-based freelance promotion for another company/service. Kurt has previously sunk hundreds on related courses purporting to impart rarified knowledge to their participants, to absent returns.
That affiliate marketing course taught by Alvin Huang is totally not a scam, and sure to make me rich!
Ah Gua
- Derogatory term for a feminine-looking man. Often used with the intensifier "Chao" (臭, smelly) for flavor. Common epithet used against Kurt by fans and haters alike since his boosman days, owing to his unmanly characteristics. He once offered a "CAG pass" to let anyone use this insult without being blocked.
If this chao ah gua keeps working adhoc, he won't get his HDB loan!
Ah Huat
- Kurt's former fan and colleague, whose ire he drew over a misunderstanding involving a damaged bicycle. Indirectly caused a major outburst, when Kurt's haters joked about his son being Huat's.
That Ah Huat fucker anyhow accuse me of cheating on my wife!
Ah Kim
- Kurt's long suffering Vietnamese wife (henceforth: Kim). In December 2013, the pair were introduced via a matchmaking agency, less $8,000 on Kurt's end, and wedded on the 23rd that month (incidentally, a day shy of his son's birthday).
Between Goddess Mistress Luna and Ah Kim, my choice is clear!
Ai Ling
- Another of Kurt's crushes, encountered during his secondary school days. She became pregnant shortly thereafter, eloping with her sweetheart to forge a better life than would've been possible with Kurt.
Why doesn't Ai Ling want a handsome charming celebrity superstar like me? So sad, very, very, sad...
Amos Yee - Singaporean dissident who sought asylum in the US and was later convicted there for grooming. Kurt believes he's still based locally, as he constantly threatens to make his haters jailbirds alongside this man, and Dee Kosh (see below).
Anyone who argues with me will be sent to jill to meet Amos Yee!
Anal hole - The anus, Kurt's most prized possession. His anatomical knowledge is fairly lacking.
I want Goddess Mistress Luna to fist fuck my anal hole!
Angle - Kurt's alter ego (named after Kurt Angle), created to sidestep any admission of his men's spa activities. See below: Gargano
That time Angle got fucked by customer until blood come out!
Angmo - Highly feared demographic - associated with an individual who reported Kurt for showing minors indecent material.
That chao angmo needs to mind his own fucking business!
Angmo Sailor
- Kurt's most loyal customers during his men's spa days. He provided sexual services to these individuals.
I'm running low on cash... might need to engage a few angmo sailors soon.
Answer - To provide a longwinded and indefinite response. (In the context of Q&A) Used to avoid immediate questioning from others, especially those involving sensitive topics like his family or finances.
Well, well, well. Answer in Q&A
I have answered this in Q&A already. Go watch, don't skip here, skip there.
Arousal - According to Kurt, something an erection is conditionally independent of.
For the last time: KKJ stand does NOT mean sexually aroused!
AST
- After School Therapy, a Youtube series started to interview Kurt and other infamous online personalities like Steven Lim, Wangan Bryan and Kelly Kimberly, but fritzed out due to mismanagement.
If AST has effectively been discontinued, the team should cash it out to someone else.
Augustus Wen Loong/Loong/WL
- Kurt's best friend until recently, when he was banned for making sexual remarks about Kurt's wife and (2 y/o) daughter. Made Kurt drop his savings wholesale at a casino in 2013, essentially masterminding the Boosman arc.
Wen Loong is a pedophile and sorely proud of it.
Autocum - Ejaculating using "the mind".
Autocum is NOT premature ejaculation!
Ba Cai
- Fat and unsightly. In reference to Kurt's mistress (see below).
Why would anyone fall for a bacai woman like that?
Bai Pose - To pose in one of Kurt's photos. This is acceptable, provided one doesn't obscure their face with gestures or odd angles.
I says already, okay to bai pose but cannot hide your face!
Ban - Kurt's favorite countermeasure against dissent in his Telegram group. You have to pay $50 to re-enter.
Don't PISS me off, I will definitely BAN you soon!
Banana
- He was once caught demonstrating his consummate oral skills on this object, in a breakfast video.
I can't look at a banana without picturing Kurt fellating it...
Bank
- 1. Kurt's $0 savings account, that has been disputed in some quarters. He's been suspected to own two more accounts, one for household expenditure and the other for his extramarital sojourns. 2. His physical piggy bank, revealed yesterday to contain little more than a thousand or so. 3. His job at the Bank of Singapore, from which he was fired in 2019.
Kurt's bank must've sprung a leak recently...
Why would anyone but Kurt bother keeping a literal piggy bank in these times?
Did you hear about that negligent security guard the bank let go yesterday?
Banzai - (Pang sai). To defecate. Kurt has been known to regularly photograph his feces and upload them publicly, or forward them to close fans/friends. Whether this constitutes a sign of affection or trust is unknown, but his stated reason for this strange tendency is the need to track his expulsions over lengthy periods, to determine their changes over time. Recently, he also admitted to tasting his excrement purposefully (and under Mistress Luna's command), albeit being repulsed by its taste.
Most people don't love themselves half as much as Kurt loves to banzai.
BDSM - Bondage, Discipline/Dominance, Sadism, Masochism. (Not sex) Kurt's primary raison d'être and the source of every dramatic episode that's occurred this year.
All men should indulge in BDSM!
BDSM Master Kurt - The title of Kurt's proprietary business, offering non-sexual services at cut-rate - $300/hour.
Have you lot heard of the start-up "BDSM Master Kurt"?
Bee hoon
- Senior Tay's (see below) choice weapon, dumped into a sink in one of the Tay family's usual altercations.
I wonder if the bee hoon is still lying undisposed in the Tay household's kitchen.
Belinda Ber
- During his Facebook days, this hater catfished and tried to "date" him. The conversations were later circulated, to Kurt's chagrin as his faithful front was revealed a sham.
This cheebye Belinda Ber scammed me again!
Belts - Kurt's most cherished belongings, which he wears to boost his confidence level "above the sky level" (see below). Most are fake, but the WCW World Heavyweight and WWE Universal Championship belts are real. He loves poking holes in them, destroying their aesthetic/resale value, and threading string through to loosen the material - fitting his massive waist better.
First paycheck of the month. Time to blow it on belts!
Best Fighter in the World - The title ascribed to Wen Loong by Kurt, originating from an incident witnessed a decade ago, where Loong exhibited his impressive fighting skills against a would-be assailant.
Number 1 Best Fighter in the World Wen Loong has come to my rescue again!
Best implant - Breast implant. Famously adorned by Kurt after a depressive (see below) episode at a casino, gifting us this immortal image.
Work's been stressful. I'm considering treating myself to best implants this Christmas..
Bill Goldberg - Kurt's favorite male wrestler.
I'm sure Bill Goldberg would be thrilled about having a creepy manchild as his devotee.
Blacklist
- The tendency, by security agencies, to reject someone's services for misconduct or conflicting interests. Kurt's growing reputation has corresponded to heightened aversion towards him by potential employers, feeding his persecution complex and the notion that the world shuns him for predestined reasons, including but not limited to Ren Yuan (see below).
If this shithead keeps his antics up, he'll soon be blacklisted everywhere.
Bo Tai Bo Ji - For no reason. Often denoting a very good reason for something happening, as Kurt likes victimizing himself.
This hater bo tai bo ji say I creepy for calling a 17 year-old chiobu!
Bolieve - (Believe.) Taken from Bo Dallas' slogan. Kurt's catch-all salve against the consequences or opportunity costs of unrealistic goals. By investing an unnatural amount of faith into any endeavor, he feels able to will it into reality.
Why bother putting effort into anything? Just BOLIEVE and it will come true!
Boosman
- The persona Kurt inhabited after obtaining his breast implants, given to overt flirtatiousness, a diva-like disposition, and high-pitched squealing/moaning.
Boosman may be gone, but His spirit remains in our hearts.
Botak
- 1. Referencing Kim's hair loss throughout their marriage, believed to have been accelerated by the immense stress she's undergone. Given that she has threatened suicide with scissors and inflicted self-harm before, this speculation is likely accurate. 2. Kurt's fetish for watching girls shaving botak during Hair for Hope was recently confessed, owing to some connection between the act and BDSM-centric humiliation.
It's saddening to see Kim going botak so fast...
How does anyone manage to sexualize the act of shaving botak?
Breakfast - While a light digestive primer for most, Kurt regards it as an invitation to feast (usually on fast food) and drink like a fish (somewhere around 5-6 cans of soda and green/soy/chrysanthemum tea).
Isn't Kurt concerned about the health risk his breakfast of champions poses?
Brock Lesnar - The wrestler whose name Kurt christened his son with (Lesnar Tay) without consulting his wife. See below: Kairi Sane
How would Brock Lesnar feel about loaning his namesake to a serial cheater?
Brojock - Blowjob. One of Kurt's most noteworthy proficiencies, but his muscle memory seems to be languishing.
Giving brojock for discounted price tonight!
BTO
- Subsidized housing Kurt can never afford, as he can't secure a loan, as he can't/won't hold stable employment and manage his savings.
Any bets on whether Kurt will forfeit his option fee?
Bu Dong Bu Yao Zhuang Dong/BDBYZD (不懂不要装懂) - "If you don't know, don't act like you know". This phrase was taught to him by Chris Ng (see below), now applied against any opinion remotely in contravention of his delusions, even if the person isn't actually claiming any domain of expertise, or substantiates their remarks with evidence.
BDBYZD! I never engaged any mistresses before fighting Loh Jia Hung!
I'm NOT cheating on my wife. BDBYZD.
$2200 take-home pay cannot survive! That's why I do adhoc. BDBYZD.
Buddha Heart - Kurt's self-compliment of choice, for such deeds as saving stray cats and buying tissues from old women,
The fact that someone with such a buddha heart can be unsuccessful is proof justice doesn't exist.
Bui Bui
- Fat and ugly. Used by fans to describe Goddess Mistress Luna's make, or insult Wen Loong.
How did Kurt fall for such a bui bui mistress?
That bui bui imbecile is making death threats again.
Bullies Station - Police station - a common destination visited by Kurt, especially Clementi. He claimed to have brought a chastity belt (see below) through the metal detectors once, and was subsequently subjected to a strip check.
How long do you imagine it'll take until Kurt's next trip to the bullies station?
Bur Bur (傻傻) - Blur, stupid. Coined in one of his acting videos. Synonymous with, but not equivalent to, gong gong dai dai (see below).
If the New Kurt Tay is supposed to be a million times smarter, why he is still so bur bur?
C-cup - The implant size Kurt chose during the boosman era.
Those C-cup cannons were something, but when is he upgrading to K cups?
CCTV - Being a security guard, this implement is Kurt's closest acquaintance and one he has considered erecting outside his flat.
That junky CCTV should ward off any mischief from haters...
Chastity device - For locking one's manhood, usually in the context of sexual bondage. Unusually, in Kurt's case, it is a fashion statement all men should swear by.
These male chastity devices are all the rage! I can't find one small enough for me, though.
Cheating - Kurt's beloved pasttime, but he doesn't consider anything infidelity without (raw) vaginal penetration and/or ejaculation occuring. As an expert goalpost mover, this safeguards fisting, footjobs, handjobs, facesitting, watersports, and other assorted nastiness from such accusations. He has always maintained that his sexual imperatives come before marital vows, therefore Kim expressing discomfort with some of his kinks is sufficient reason to seek external aid.
It's not cheating if there's no sex involved.
Childcare - The bane of Kurt's existence. He doesn't believing in restraining children from their parents' affection and attention for even brief periods, and so has disagreed vehemently with Kim's decision to send them to daycare.
Why waste money on childcare if it makes your kids unhappy?
Chiobu - An innocent compliment that doesn't betray sexual connotation on the giver's part, despite literally meaning "babe". This, to him, legitimizes its use on underaged girls.
Female fans should be thankful for being called chiobu, not embarrassed!
Chris Ng - One of Kurt's NS buddies who later scammed his money, promising him a lucrative career servicing sexually starved crewmen on a shipping vessel (not to be confused with vessel job, see below), that naturally never materialized. He also taught Kurt the phrase BDBYZD.
That fucker Chris Ng will get karma and retribution soon!
CM Punk - Kurt's go-to example of a popular wrestler despite his "poor" fighting skills, whose adherence to scripted convention he apparently imitated during the Loh Jia Hung fight (see below).
If fishball face had followed the script and let me spear him, I could have won!
Cock - "Clock". Typically used in selling the arrival of the New Kurt Tay (see below), where his mistakes will be forever corrected once the "cock" hits 12.
When the COCK hits 12, I will once again find a new mistress!
Cockface - Kurt's favorite compliment from Mistress Luna, even wanting it written on his forehead. Derogatory when used by anyone else.
Mistress Luna can call me cockface, I also won't get angry!
Commando - Not wearing underwear. For Kurt, this minimizes friction between fabric and his penis, allowing him to become erect more easily.
Every man should try going commando for once in his life!
Condo
- The most common locations Kurt is assigned while on adhoc duty. His tasks are light, limited to registering vehicle plates and visitors (both of which are scarce around the odd hours he works), clocking (scheduled attendance-taking at various patrol points), ensuring compliant parking, closing shade umbrellas at the pool, shutting unused facilities, and chasing non-residents away. While it's not entirely effort-free, he still finds enough time to sleep for hours on each shift and watch wrestling videos. He was fired from his most recent post after a minor fiasco concerning suggestive comments he'd made about two residents.
Every night find condo job so difficult, why must I work for a living?
Confidence - Ego, or unearned pride. By taking noncommittal measures like wearing wrestling belts and hyping himself up in ten-day cycles, but not undertaking to improve himself significantly, he can delude himself into believing his confidence level "above the sky level", which is still insecurity in other terms.
My confidence level will rise above the sky level by rocking these stupid belts all day!
Cookie - Kurt's former cat. He abandoned it in 2022, leading to an outsized saga wherein accusations of abuse and sheer neglect were levelled at him, though predictably handwaved with his claims of ignorance. His accounts of the cat's escape after it was found (following which, he declined to repossess it) involve 1) willfully abandoning it when the burden of care became excessive, 2) his father allowing it to leave the flat, and 3) the cat becoming "kisiao" and escaping of its own volition. Only the first accords with facts, and his established traits.
If Kurt didn't want to shoulder any responsibility, why did he bother keeping Cookie for a decade?
COVID
- Denoting Kurt's hotel quarantine in 2021 in fanspeak, rather than the viral disease itself. Despite the harrowing implications surfaced by the term, this period was a surprisingly carefree one in Kurt's life, without any major drama or outbursts to speak of, other than his griping about losing work hours. All considered, his confinement went by smoothly.
It's almost nostalgic to reminisce on the COVID days now...
Creepy
- Kurt's trigger. He banned someone for this insult, after releasing voicemails declaring his desire to bed two condo residents he'd met, attesting to its painful truth.
Why am I getting called creepy for making sexual comments about minors?
Crepe
- Covertly referencing Kurt's chin, due to its deeply creased and folded structure.
Look at crepe chin whining about his job scope again...
Cum - Kurt's favorite meal. He has repeatedly sent pictures of his own in the group, and eaten it on record.
Nothing like a hefty dose of cum to freshen up one's day!
Cute cute kawaii neh
- Kurt's justification for having more kids, despite his dwindling finances, and adopting a stray he couldn't properly raise. Like much else, these superficial features guide his decision-making and lead to unfortunate consequences for all involved.
Kids are cute cute kawaii neh! Isn't that reason enough to have more of them?
D - (The). Standard preposition that's been converted into Kurtese, usually sticking out sorely.
D people from HDB just called me, saying my salary isn't enough for a loan!
Damn fuck - An expletive misattributed to Scott Steiner by Kurt. The proper quote, mentioned in an interview, was later revealed to be "I don't give a fuck".
I don't give a damn fuck if I get banned for correcting Kurt!
Debt Collector
- During an extended period of unemployment, this trade was suggested to Kurt as a good way to earn supplementary wages and even utilize his celebrity image. It never panned out sadly, but the idea still lingers.
If Kurt worked as a debt collector, he could intimidate anyone into submission.
Delick - (Delete). Like most totalitarian authorities, Kurt enforces radical deterrence within his chat groups and pages (Facebook/Instagram) to trammel dissent and punish trolls. Some offences warrant greater attention than others, but all are condemned equally by the hand of Delick - his coinage for banning people and extorting money for their return. (To date, it appears nobody has paid to do so.)
Idiot haters will be DELICK immediately!
Diabetes
- Speculated to be a potential malady of Kurt's, given his sugar-loaded diet, but expectedly dismissed as such contingencies worry him too much to merit much pondering.
Am I being overly paranoid, or does anyone else think Kurt might have undiagnosed diabetes?
Dick Kosh - (Dee Kosh). Singaporean DJ and social media personality who was convicted for sexual solicitation, and recently released. Kurt believes he's still imprisoned, as he constantly threatens to make his haters jailbirds alongside this man.
Anyone who argues with me will be sent to jill to meet Dick Kosh!
Dog slave - Kurt's newest persona, a submissive man-canine given to activities like shit-eating, genital abuse, wax mutilation, humiliation, inanimate roleplay, orgasm denial, and forced bisexuality. It's important to note that to him, this is distinct from adultery because no sex is involved (see below).
Being a dog slave has been my dream since young.
Doraemon - Robot cat protagonist of the the popular manga series and anime, as well as Kurt's emblem and eternal talisman against woe. When the going gets tough, we can always rely on the adorable characters and cultural icons of yesteryear to keep afloat. He has showcased Doraemon wallets, bedsheets, shower gel, shirts, baubles, stickers, plushies, keys, wallpaper and a mask in his videos.
Doraemon gives my life meaning.
Dotter - 1. (Doctor). Someone whose qualifications mean little to Kurt, as he regards medical advice as either misguided or misrepresentative of his nonstandard biology, which has apparently progressed beyond modern medicine's capacity for diagnosis or prognosis. (See also: eye power) 2. (Daughter). Kurt's daughter, Kairi, whose BDSM services he has claimed to be fine with enlisting (as an adult mistress).
I will be bringing my dotter to see dotter tomorrow.
Egg Four Tree Want Night Fall Tool Fall - Kurt's phone number (try to decrypt it), using a common method on Locanto and other classifieds to obscure one's contact.
You can hear more about BDSM Master Kurt at Egg Four Tree Want Night Fall Tool Fall.
English - Despite failing this subject at the O-Levels, one of Kurt's go-to rejoinders is his haters' poor comprehension skills, such that they must've failed their exams.
Understand this. BDSM is not sex, your English fail?
Erectile dysfunction
- Despite famously having proclaimed his sexual impotence and reliance on Viagra to curb the problem, Kurt insists he doesn't have "erectile dysfunction".
Anyone who says I have erectile dysfunction will be put on THE LIST!
Evidence
- Screenshots, links, clips, archival material and miscellany compiled by Kurt's fanbase in their native group (a channel called the "Evidence Locker Room"), to disprove his lies and allegations, and provide a preparatory stockpile should Kim require incriminating material to initiate divorce proceedings against her husband in the near-future.
We collect evidence because Kurt won't admit wrongdoing without concrete testimony to it.
Eye power - The superpower Kurt believes doctors have, enabling them to make informed predictions about their patients' health and avenues of treatment by casual observation, and not years of field experience, training, studying and rigorous qualification.
Dotter use eye power already suspect I may have diabetes, need further consultation.
Fans - Individuals who unquestioningly support and condone every decision Kurt makes, regardless of how miscalculated or unproductive it is, thereby fueling his self-destruction.
Good fans must praise me, cannot argue with me!
Famberly - (Family). While the center of many people's lives, for Kurt, they simply furnish a convenient excuse for him to draw sympathy from the public whenever he's spotlighted for something objectionable and pleading for amnesty because he's the primary breadwinner.
The security agency shouldn't fire me, I have famberly to feed...
Fisting - Kurt's favorite BDSM activity. He can think of no greater pleasure than having his ass ravished by a dominatrix's fist.
Nothing makes me happier than a brutal fisting session.
Forever escort
- Referencing Kurt's only semi-successful venture to date - an escort agency (the official title being "4Ever Love") registered in 2010 and which pulled a temporary stream of customers, the earnings from which Kurt later spent at a casino (initiating the Boosman arc). Other shorter-lived variants include: 4Ever Dating Friendship, 4Ever Entertainment and 4Ever Love Matchmaking.
You have to credit Kurt for making Forever Escort work, at one point.
G-string - Kurt's standard attire at public pools, which he wears to accentuate his sexy cheeks, pelvic region and enticing waistline. This inappropriate choice has, surprisingly, not warranted a ban yet (unlike his gym voyeurism) and not caught him police reports.
All men must wear sexy G-string!
If you have anything that you want me to add, please comment here and I will update the post. Thank you