We were waiting a long time for Trump to get indicted, but do you think the Manhattan D.A. will be the only one asking for fingerprints and a mugshot? If not, follow along with me here:
Do you think that Donald Trump will be indicted:
Just this once
4 times
more times
If the answer to Question 1 was not (a), do you think that Donald Trump will be acquitted:
0 times
1 time
more times
If the answer to Question 2 was (b), will it relate to:
the Manhattan D.A. case
the Mar-a-Lago documents
January 6
shooting someone on 5th Ave.
If the answer to Question 3 was (a), do you think the acquittal will:
be the only break Trump gets
be great for fundraising
be quickly overshadowed by the bigger indictments
all of the above
When will Trump go on trial?
this summer
this summer and this fall
this summer, fall and winter
Will Trump’s lawyers:
get him to take the federal and Georgia charges more seriously
encourage him to have fun with insulting the Justice Department and inciting more violence
have all quit by the time you finish this quiz
When the primaries start in early 2024 Trump will be:
totally exonerated
a convicted felon, awaiting sentencing
a convicted felon, pursuing multiple appeals
still on trial somewhere
and also (b) and/or( c)
If the answer to Question 7 was not (a) do you think Donald Trump will:
look for an exit strategy that saves face and nurtures more grievance (see my prediction of what Trump will say next)
run a dignified, low-key campaign reflective of the seriousness of this moment.Naah, it’s (a)
If Donald Trump has already been tried and convicted of one or more (or four) charges—including the serious crimes being investigated by special counsel Jack Smith—by the time it’s snowing in New Hampshire, his poll numbers will:
skyrocket
stay the same as now
tank
Repeat Question 9. Examine your heart of hearts. Do you really think that even Donald Trump can get away with being charged and convicted of serious crimes and win the nomination? More to the point—does he even want to?
Bonus Question: True or False—If Donald Trump could, he’d have the attention, fame, donations and adulation he gets now without having to do the actual work of being President.
True
Are you kidding? True!