Michael Hendricks 

Sportswriter of ill repute
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Enough About the Torpedo Bats Already
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, , et al. — are you an MLB player looking to swing an oblong piece of wood at a fast-moving leather ball? Yes?

Then why use a torpedo bat — dumb, airborne — when you could use a Sub bat — underwater, they’ll never see it coming — to Stack up dingers?

Initial mockup below, patent extremely pending and incredibly pending (not bad though right)