It’s incredible to see Ed hovering between worlds, a proper pump and a lascivious slingback by Dolce & Gabbana with a leopard print sole. (An astute commenter on my Instagram noted that there were footpads in the Dolce slingback! We love a woman who wears her shoes.) It’s the tale of two cities within a this-or-that shoe selection; a strappy moment of reckoning and betrayal. Who would know that a slingback would be the clickity-clack oracle of an affair?