It's crazy to think it’s been five years since the COVID craziness started.

I can proudly say:

Never tested

Never vaxxed

I knew this was horseshit from day one.

Stay vigilant to the next “crisis.”

A Substack follower is a first date.

A Substack subscriber is a second date.

A Substack paid subscriber is marriage.

Can I tell my wife to listen carefully as my menu options have recently changed?